In order to serve our wonderful members and visitors even better, the Original CZ Forum is glad to add yet another service to the long list of reasons to be here.... namely holiday fruitcake disposal.
If you received a Fruitcake from your great aunt and now feel saddled with the immense responsibility to properly dispose of it, then fret no longer. There's absolutely no need to worry about the EPA, CDC, or FDA swooping down in the middle of the night dressed in bio-hazard suits to cordon off your block. No need to worry about what harm it might bring to the little ones. No need to worry about lingering contamination of the premises. No need to worry about legal liability and law suits from your neighbors. Simply contact us via PM and mail that fruity lump to the address we'll provide.
The USPS will safely deliver that deadly debacle to the official CZ Forum Fruitcake Reduction Facility. Here, miles from any population center, the hard working professionals of the Original CZ Forum staff will render your fruitcake harmless through our secret process. Rest assured that our process is 100% organic, uses a centuries old bio-degrading process, and no animals will be hurt during the unmaking of said fruitcake.
And best of all, this service is absolutely FREE !! Remember too, we pay all HazMat fees for you !
So hurry! Be the first one on your block to dispose of your fruitcake the responsible way.
