Had a little time to kill and been playing Fallout New Vegas. There's an old song that is played over and over again and can get it out of my head. On top of that, the other day, I learned that a friend of mine had her boyfriend cheat on her. Needless to say, all these things together got me thinking and.. well... Enjoy!
Haven't named the song yet but it's a parody of Marty Robbins, Big Iron
Fallout New Vegas, Big Iron song with parody lyrics..............................
To the town's local brothel came a lady one fine day
Looking at her were old goats many wearing toupees
None made any passes at her, none dared call her a chick
for resting there upon her was a big iron on her hip
big iron on her hip
It was early in the morning when she busted in the door
she grabbed the brothels madam and she slammed her on the floor
She said you tell me where he's staying and you better make it quick
or I'm gunna do some business with the big iron on my hip
big iron on my hip
In one of the bedrooms was her man who's name was Edd.
Hew knew that if she found out then he surely would be dead.
For despite that he had chosen to spend last night with a ho
he knew the markings on her iron were magnum five-o-o
magnum five-o-o
The lady started talking made it plain to folks around
She wasn't there to put on a thong and dance around
She came here to find someone and maybe make him dead
And nothing else had mattered she was after boyfriend Edd
After boyfriend Ed.
Wasn't long before things reached the ears of boyfriend Edd
He knew that it was over and then soon he would be dead
For what he did in this room was nasty and real sick
It wouldn't go well with the lady with the big iron on her hip
Big iron on her hip
The morning passed so quickly as his heart would quickly beat
The lady he was with jumped out the window in the street
Folks were watching from the lobby every-body held their breath
They knew this pervert boyfriend was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There were four inches between Edd and the magnum five-o-o
Coldly staring at him was the business end for show
Edd's face disappeared as the noise began to rip
And the lady fired all five bullets from the big iron on her hip
Big iron on her hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
Before them what was left of Edd was laying on the ground
Oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip
When he cheated on his girlfriend with the big iron on her hip
Big iron on her hip
