I bought yet another VZ.58 today. Somebody stop me!

[CitizenPete]

I couldn't help myself.  

There was this little Czech dude appeared on my shoulder while I was surfing the CzechPoint CSA website today ...   and he said  "you need a 5th VZ.58!"  and I said :  "huh?"

https://www.czechpoint-usa.com/vz58-pistol-762?l=1

First he said:  "look look, the CSA pistol, you know you want it!" and I did want it,  he was right.  But???  "how would I pay for it?" 

Then he said  "you'll figure it out dumb-ass, just hit the 'BUY IT' button NOW!"  and I did it,  I couldn't stop him!  and I then keyed in my credit card information as he chuckled and looked on!

Then he  handed me the phone and the FFL agent said hello and I gave them the transfer information for the VZ.58. pistol.    I couldn't help it. and I started to cry  "I can't pay that credit card bill when it comes in!"

Then he let out a belly laugh and barked:  "Sell that bleep Arsenal Bulgarian milled AK pistol that you only shot one mag through last year ago to pay the stupid credit card bill"    so I posted it up on Armslist while he chuckled and looked on.  God help me!

http://www.armslist.com/posts/2974391/cleveland-ohio-rifles-for-sale--akm-milled-pistol-7-62x39-sam7f-01-bulgarian---ultimate-truck-gun


...and the little Czech demon dude smiled and said:  "you dumb-ass, your gonna need a suppressor for that!"    and I said "what! a sup sup noooo... how the hell will I pay for that?"

and he said  "figure it out dumb-ass" so I drove  with the bleep little czech demon still on my shoulder  to the Police and Fire gun shop across town and traded 3 crates of 7.62x54R for a new Huntertown AK-47 www.huntertownarms.com/k762ak.php Suppressor with a blank universal Omni-mount to be drilled and tapped for 14x1R. and he said  "Oh yah, that's it -- now your thinkn',  keep going,  keep going." 

and that wasn't enough for him.  He whispered in my left ear  "listen dumb-ass, your filling out a NFA form for a suppressor, so take one to fill out for an SBR too!"  and I asked  " ahhh, how can I make an SBR?  and the Little Czech dude said "dumb-ass! you have at least two extra VZ.58 folding butt-stocks in storage, and you have a Dremel".   Wow! I remembered I did have a Dremel, which everyone knows of course makes you a qualified Gunsmith!  So I grabbed a second NFA Form to apply for the SBR and drove home.

I remember a chorus of insane high pitched laughing trailing off and at I first thought it was Nancy Pelosi and Hillary cackling, then I woke up flat on my back in my garage with a Lapua 7.62x39 cartridge kicked in between my front teeth and two Forms in my hand to take to the Sheriffs' office.

 

I'll post again, if this wasn't a dream.

[vblue42]

I like that little devil you're possessed with. Any devil that can conscience you to dump any AK for another VZ is fine by me.

[Sheepdog]

I don't remember ever seeing a post with so many emoticons before. 

Congrats on the new pistol. Hope the other one sells soon.

Good luck on the paperwork wait.

[cz671]

Congrats on your purchase, but you sold that AK pistol to get the VZ pistol?  I'm a huge ak fan and would do an even trade with my czechpoint vz58 I just picked up serial# 4XX  for that AK pistol

[RSR]

My wife is ambivalent about my firearms, so she's my voice of reason. 

*Had to include the emoticon... Haha.

[Xtommytx123]

That was funny I enjoyed reading it. Hahaha congrats on the buys!

[jwc007]

Congratulations on the new Hardware!      Now your little Czech Demon will tell you that you will need some Ammunition to feed it! 

[CitizenPete]

Congratulations on the new Hardware!      Now your little Czech Demon will tell you that you will need some Ammunition to feed it! 

Yep, Got a little! 

I'll have to figure out the SUBSONIC thing though 

[CitizenPete]

Congrats on your purchase, but you sold that AK pistol to get the VZ pistol?  I'm a huge ak fan and would do an even trade with my czechpoint vz58 I just picked up serial# 4XX  for that AK pistol

Too late - deed is done and the Arsenal flame thrower has got to go.  You can always buy the milled AK pistol off Armslist.  Only 30 rounds through it.

[jwc007]

Yep, Got a little! 

Nice Stash!    I only have about half that much.  I should probably get some more! 

[Moeen]

I too bought one today and mine is all OEM select fire.  I am not in US but none the less this thing is quite rare here too..... I had seen one 90% condition a few years back in .223 select fire as well.  But didn't have the money.
I will be posting pics after I clean it up.

[cz671]

CP, 2nd pic. .....that can looks familiar, I have 2 came in a wooden crate...caliber 7.62x54r, I believe 330rounds ea. can.  Inside wrapped in triangle cardboard in stripper clips.....yours the same?

[cz671]

reminds me just recently ATF banned the ak74 7N6 ammo still got 2 1/2 spam cans left

[vblue42]

reminds me just recently ATF banned the ak74 7N6 ammo still got 2 1/2 spam cans left

And for exactly the same reason they banned the X39 steel core-because someone designed a AK pistol.

[CitizenPete]

Here is the NEW VZ.58 Pistol 762 (Carbine) next to the OLD Arsenal (SAM7F) AKM-47 Pistol.   AK Pistol is still up for sale on Armslist and I've had some nibblers.

http://vz59.blogspot.com/2014/05/vz58-pistolcarbine-vs-akm-47-pistol.html

VZ.58 Pistol will become SBR with Suppressor someday.  Sheriff says A-OK, now off to the BATF for the long wait.  Suppressor will need blank omni-mount drilled and tapped for 14mm RH threads.