Alright, it's time to act !
I just [
Burrrrrp !] "protected" my DIL from a shoe box full of Fruitcake Cookies. They are as neutralized as Soleimani, without the need for all the smoke and fire. And without any disruption to the Baghdad Airport.
The CZ Forum's
FDU (
Fruitcake Disposal Unit) stands ready for our next "challenge".